Cast from Olympic Greasy Watermelon

Willem Hartong

Vitamin Jones / Fredrick Nuetrino

Steve Couture

Colonel Fabien

Mark Krajan

Coach Keating

Kelly Biwer

Pepper Heinz

Ryan Galvin

Chuck Labonte

Will Dailey

Money

Todd McDonald

Coach Laruso

Jesse Gursenson

Henry Pullman

Keith Vincent

Jigle Panzaravalof

Jason Plapp

Coach Rangoon

Todd Barnes

Bruce Eckert

Anne Bankson

BBtv Reporter

Brandon Patton

Head Referee

John Holt

Bench Referee

Nancy Braase

Underwater Referee

Chris Hartin

U.S. Team Trainer

Todd Weakly

President Emerson

Megan McPeake

U.S. Reporter

Sean Mcauliffe

Radio Reporter

Melissa Vellela

Melonhead Girl

Dimitri Strunkin

Russian #1

Michael J. Schmedien

Russian #2