Henry Hidgens
Zoey Chambers
Bill Woodward / Stu
Linda Monroe / Ruth Flemming / Leia
Ted Spankoffski / Steve
Gerald Monroe / Leighton
Cassandra / Eve / Brenda
Linda Monroe's Pianist
Stage Manager
Grace Chasity / Hailey Dilmore
Richie Lipschitz / Greg
Officer Bailey / Mark
Sue / Audience Member
Starlight Producer
Miss Mulberry / Meg