Jeeter Buford
Lauren Beatty
Amber Dexterous
Boopsie Underall
Harry Buford
Beula Lugosi
Scud Blackplowman
The Amazing Foreskin / Santa Claus
Karl
Dr. Van Horney
Miss Chester
Skippy
Manuel
Young Jeeter
Billy
Peter
Madam #1
Madam #2
Prostitute
Wimpy Man
Bud
Surfer Dude
Bogart
Marilyn
Clint
Miss Headley
Paramdedic
Messenger
Scratchy's Manager
Woman in Restroom
Sgt. Pepper
Policeman
Judge Rhinehole
Ambrose Chaser
Prosecutor
Bunny Hole Waitress
Bunny Hole Customer
Santa's Helper
Fisherman
Boy on Pony
Pizza Delivery Guy
Porn Actress
Porn Actor