Cast from Confessions of a Ex-Doofus-ItchyFooted Mutha

Melvin Van Peebles

Melvin Van Peebles

Stephanie Weeks

Rita

Alexander Sovronsky

Miguel

Scott Sortman

Freighter Captain

Seth Austin

Freighter Crewman

Paul Krasner

First Mate

Richard Vincent Weber

Sailor

Mario Van Peebles

Pirate Captain

Shelley R. Bonus

French Woman

Caktuz

Robber #2

Vladimir Versailles

Torture Victim

Tylon Usavior Washington

Gorilla (uncredited)