Cast from Breakfast with Einstein

Thomas Gottschalk

Martin

Priscilla Presley

Keelin

Shia LaBeouf

Joey

Ben Foster

Ryan

Lin Shaye

Miss Desmond

Jessica Bowman

Marlena

Howard Morris

Abercrombie

Ben Stein

Jack

Armelia McQueen

Ms. Groomers

Tamie Lea Logan

Josie

Navarone Garibaldi Garcia

Billy the Paper Boy

Mike Kimmel

The Nasty Lifeguard

Wendy Benson-Landes

Charlotte

J.P. Manoux

Chihuahua Owner

Allison Sie

Beagle Owner

Rick Zumwalt

Musclehead

Roger Clinton, Jr.

Driver

Jason Davis

Chipper

Erik Cord

Judge

John Travis

Sarcastic Guy

John Gatins

Cop #1

George Christy

Judge #2

Andrew Burkle

Boy on Slide

Carrick O'Quinn

Fireman

Cecile Krevoy

Wedding Guest

Frances Buchsbaum

Grandma Guest

Cheech Marin

Einstein (voice)