Coach "Bulldog" Malone
Jack McGuire
Coach Alan Arnoldi
Richard Plitt
Pigger Peterson
Doolie O'Toole
Chris
Kim
Weasel Wexler
Gary Leonard
Roger Mandel
Frank Blunt
Jerry Holvak
Kathy Wilton
Miss Reed
Officer Bardin
Officer Murphy
Gelson
Frank
Mom
Sheila Washam
Mr. Charlie
Beverly
Diane
Anita
Harry
Desk Sergeant
Unicycling Mascot (uncredited)