Grandpa Fred
Hilton Barber
Mr. Lundy
Wally
Stanislav Korzenowski
Leo Alderman
Daniel Christie
The Judge
E. Garner Goodman
Von Metz
Will Darnell
Ernie Merriman
Lou Potts
Father Mihail Fonescu
E. T.
Inspector Fenwick
Col. 'Bear' Berrineau
Joseph 'Don Giuseppe' Vincenzo
Keegan
Bishop Richard Baker
Bishop Hollister
Bishop Walkman
Narrator
The Dictator (voice)
Grandpa Irving
Self
Chief Justice
Capt. Fitzgerald
Herb
Bill
Dr. Walter Hovde
Horace Stonehall
Brontë's Lawyer
Billy Flynn
Hoke
Hiram Calder
Judge Philip Erbsen
Father Cavanaugh
Rosh Benefield
McKenzie
Nick
Jim Conway
Father Wymond
The Storyteller (Voice)
Dancer
Andrey Botvinnik (segment "A Walk in the Woods")
Andrey Botvinnik
Maggie's Father
The Chairman
Network Chairman (uncredited)
Lineup Gallery Cop
Judge Henry Harper
Maishe
Navy Captain Franklin Howe
Pat Chase
Dr. Sutton A. Vogel
T.H. Houghton
Wayne Rutley
Lenny
Tommy's Dad
Self - Nominee & Performer
Edmund Bacon (voice)
Father Patrick Martin
Stan Jablonski
Bishop Patrick Shea
Tom Watson
Gen. Aleksey Rudenski
Dr. Robert Harrigan
Coach 'Jake the Snake' Connelly
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