Scott Carey
Self - Larry Nevins
Lt. Alvin Cluster
Bob
Biff Miley
Neil Foster
Dave Miller
Conn White
Spencer Farrington, Jr.
Charles Campbell
Maj. Kurt Mason
Chip Tomlin
Don Kastner
Chet Swann
Capt. John Forrest
Paul Miller
Peter Tchaikovsky (the man)
Greg Banister
Woodworth Clum - the narrator (uncredited) (voice)
Joe Plummer
Greg MacKenzie
Major Douglas McKinnon
Quincy Davis
Dr. Todd Meade
Father Barnes
Mike Forbes
Keith Minter
Frank Anders