Ed
PC Danny Butterman
Scientist
Frank Wishbone (voice)
Nick Frost
George
Don
Bank Robber
Clive Gollings
Thomson (voice)
Self
Dave
Flynn (voice)
Nion
Ron
Mr. Kingsley
Andrew Knightley
Bruce
Mr. Trout (voice)
Little Arthur
Himself / Andy Knightley
Himself
Ed (voice)
Richard
Bill Whilmsley
William
Bernie Christian
Santa Claus
Gobber the Belch
Frasier
Bobik
Mr. Christopher
Max
Patrick 'Rowdy Ricky' Knight
Woody Chapman
Alan (uncredited)
Ricky
Arghus
Buddy (voice)
Jeff
Wally
Stuart (voice)
Dr. Welles
Merlin (voice)
Ringo Starr (voice)
Baby Eater (segment "Don't") (uncredited)
Captain (voice)
Mike Watt
Self - Guest
Nick
Stone-age Man/Hot Jon
Commander Michael Henderson
Declan 'Beggar King' Orrun
Bertram Fillcot
Chris
John Self
Construction Worker (uncredited)
Narrator
Jeremy Sloane
Just a Man
Andre
Bajie
Dr Ian Glennis
Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car
Studio Security #2 (voice)
Gus Roberts
SM 33 (voice)
Security System Man