Wanda
Mickey Lee
Charlene Lee
Self
Herself
Mom (voice)
Clerk's Wife
Ms. Corrigan
Asia Blue / Terry
May-Ling
June
Carol
Amanda
Kimberly
Noreen
Maxine
Connie Tong
Ms. Chen
Tawny Kim
Celeste / Mommy
Rental Car Agent
Corinne
The Mentor
(voice)
Ms. Ghetty
Janie
The Expert
Brown Finger
Min Suk
Emma
Mrs. Dell
JoJo
Wig Shop Owner
Electra
Travel Agent
Store Clerk(voice)
Narrator (voice)
Simone
Lt. Klavin (voice)
Sergeant Ching
Fairy Gay Mother #2
California Gays and The People That Love Them
Margaret
Self (archive footage)
Jane
Margaret Cho
Admissions Nurse #2
Babs
Auntie Ling / Gretch (voice)
Hilda
Jan
Mrs. Moon
Ma Deb
Caller
Margot
Doris
Erin
Nicole
Professor Avery Grant
Caryn
Suzie Kang
Fong
Kim Jong-Il
Margaret Kim
Teri Lee
Self - Guest
Phone Sex Worker
Poodle (archive footage)
Frankie
Miss Cassandra
Turtle (voice)
Val Park
Self - Restaurant Patron
Self - Contestant
Dr. Wendi
Mrs. Wattana (voice)
Mulan (voice)
Self - Panelist
Self - Host
Kim Jong-Un
Mistress Jupiter
Condie Ling / Jessica (voice)
Condie Ling (voice)
Condie Ling / Kathy Griffin (voice)
Uhmuhni (voice)
Hul Muh Ni (voice)
Self - Guest Star
Lynne
God's Mom
Poodle
Zagat
Jan (voice)
Self - Expert
Evelyn Lee
Self - Special Guest
Utada
Hee-Sun (voice)
Pistachio (voice)
Self - Judge
Self - Narrator (voice)
Sophia
Ashley (voice)
Rebecca Chen (voice)
The Kraken (voice)
Agent Poll