Romaine Henry
Zit
Matthew / Nancy Ray Smiggen
Zombie Santa
Dick Cheney
The Peeper
Demon Lord
Mr. Punch (voice)
Wally
Group Leader Greg
Medical Intern
Freddy the Holy Hobo
Chutney
Abe Loman
The Son
Doctor Drew
The Gingerdead Man Mouth
Comic Store Patron
Mikey
Agent Wm. Chapman / Det. Fulci
Clover
Wallace
Pickaxe Pete
Cookie
Eddie
Skid Mark
Feral Cannibal
Richard Hoagland
Himself
Pigster
Man in Car
Termination Center Technician
Grover
Jim Zimmerman
Begging Man
Zombie