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Nerd's Mom (voice)
Mona
Marissa
Miss LaFleur
Lara
Margo
Jennie
Dani
Sarah
Melinda Gates
Hillary
Masterson
Habermeyer
Elissa
Mara
Suze
Principal Gilly
Wooly
Therapist
Raina
Ivana Trump
The Widow
Mel
Louise Pope
Maureen McNulty
Gwen
Various (voice) (archive sound)
Mrs. Whitcomb
Jane
Tillie
Jill Weil
Judy Small
Dolores Jr.
Catherine
Mary
Various (archive footage)
Saleswoman
Beth
Yetta
Self
Trisha Anderton
Katherine
Sexy Nurse #3
Gina
Executive
Susan Scott
Andrea
Receptionist
Marla
Brienne Bishop (voice)
Trish
Janice Holm
Lucy
Clerk
Polly Danzinger
Veterinarian (voice)
Jackie Fisher
Brothel Madam
Carol
Mary Magdalene
Valerie
Sheila (voice)
Shoshanna (voice)
Nikki Ratlin
Saundra
Becca
Lacey Briggs
Melanie Burke
Phyllis
Connie
Rhonda
Erin
Life Coach Nanny / Robot Door / Administrator (voice)
Linda Tanner
Delia
Patty
Self - Panelist
Karen Treska
Self - Various Characters
Ali Egan
Susan
Miss Taraborelli
Miss Barco
Pharmacist (voice)
Girl Pulling Train (voice)
Julia
Vanessa
Cantor Dina Reznick (voice)
Nurse
Israel Ambassador
Lisa