Jim
Ned
Diamond Jim
Pete Danburg
Third Ghost with Terry
Eddie
(archive footage)
George
Man with Statue Bust
Robert Quinn
Leroy
The Man
Prof. Chop
Rick
Johnny Hardlick
Rocky
Mr. Willman
Walters
Burt
Darryl Christie
Mr. Smith
Dave Salt
Man in Bar
Steve
Jack Harper
Kenneth Wilson
David / Damon / Chief Magistrate
Jack
Bruner
Guy in Audience - Loosened Tie
Irving Boaster
Troy
The Jokester
Bic Dick
Boris Provnik
Clint
Cowboy (archive footage)
Pablo Sanchez
Henry Sloan (segment "Blind Date")
Duke Wesson (segment "Bare Facts")
Uncle Martin
Spy
Enrico Puzio - Sex Competitor #1
Carolyn's Distributor
Tommy
Joe Hecker
Ted Sullivan
Ernie / Throbbin'
Bill Harlow
Robert
Roger
Erotic Bar Patron
Sleppetto
P.S. Flowers
Blue Boy
Harlan
Roget
Man in Elevator
Corwin
Reggie
Mr. Shyster
Prof. Flogit / Bobby Lust
Director Cheech Spielburg
Grandpa
himself
Tommy Palmer
Self