Helen
Carlene
Nan
Claire Furinski
Lucy Bard
Claudia
Liz
Betty
De-tox Nurse
Cindy Dickens
Wendy (voice)
Lisa Parmenter
Florence, the Flight Attendant
Michelle Kortz
Billie Alloway
Madame Dubois
Roberta
Congresswoman Wagstaff
Sylvia
Nurse Barb
Dwight's Mom
Evelyn
Eleanor Marshall
Evelyn Markham
Shirley
Suzannah Riley
Diane
Newscaster
Mrs. Sue Wittenden
Edna Adkins (segment "For the Record")
Wanda
Mme. Dumars
Amy
Mrs. Kluger