Jake
Rory
Jody
Garret
Niles
Snap
Natan
James Pope
Don Atari
R.A.
Self
Brandon
Gabe
Kyle
Michelangelo (voice)
Miles Manderville
The Golem
Other Dude
Kyle / Chris / Bruce Chandling / Todd
Gary the Midwife
Additional Voices (voice)
Alan
Self - Various Characters
(voice)
Monty
Skip / Treybor / (voice)
Future Resistance Leader
Murph
John Christ
Himself
Kyle (voice)
The Flake (voice)
Himself - Storyteller
Nick (voice)
Cody (voice)
Keith
Dr. Watson
Doug