Philip Stuckey
Jayda's Dad (voice)
Gargoyle Hugo (voice)
Geary
Pool Player #1
Anti-Enviroment
Mr. Stone
Hardware Clerk
Dave
North's Dad
Moronic (voice)
Marion Sandusky
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Larry Farber
Mauricio
Carl
Lightning (voice)
Neil
Jacob Marley / Marley's Ghost
Albert J. Peterson
Lionel
Self
British Record Mogul
Mailman Stan
A.C. Gilbert
Art Witz
Electronics Store Customer
Buzz Hauser
Robert Grant
Titey (voice)
Boris
Cosmo
Bernie Fishbine
Father (voice)
Johnny
Michael Makeshift
Sid Rosenthal
Eugene (voice)
Himself
Lt. Ernest Foy
Uncle Horst / Henri (voice)
Pinky
Abis Mal - the Chief of the Thieves (voice)
Vinnie Di Ruzzio
Self - Performer
Elf (Voice)
self
Self (uncredited)
Narrator
Self - Roastmaster
Dr. Morris Saperstein
Himself/George Costanza
Larry's Dad
Quote Reader
Dr. Yakov Achmed
George Costanza (archive footage)
Frank
Doc Holiday (voice)
Owl (voice)
Self (archive footage)
Dr. Chetwyn
Host
Jason Alexander
Dr. Sternbach
Frank Bonner
Barry Dragonetti
Nicky Steele
Noah Brooks (voice)
Pete
Mr. Mouse
Mr. Bibb / The Nome King (voice)
Mervyn
Mark Lembeck
Duckman (voice)
George Costanza
Self - Guest
Randall Townsend
Earl
Kurros
Marty Eels
Zutho (voice)
Grown Baby (voice)
Abis Mal (voice)
Poseidon
Harold Stickley
Dr. Palmer
Bob Patterson
Tony Kleinman
Julian Beeby
Self - Panelist
Mr. Nibbles
Self - Host
Mountain Man
Mr. Orlando (voice)
Inspector Gantlet
William Tweed
Cliff Bemis
Dr. Goodman
Chris Van Allen
Captain Albatross (voice)
Abis Mal / Abnor Mal (voice)
Patient
Rick (voice)
Stu (voice)
Coach Wallace (voice)
Mr. Nibbles (voice)
Self - Presenter
Self - Actor
Himself - Narrator (voice)
Ken Swallow
Asher Friedman
Doctor (voice)
Goji (voice)
Prof. Rothchild
Sy Borgman (voice)
Olix
Gus Molehill (voice)
The Job Wizard (voice)
General H. Norman Conquest (voice)
Sexual Harris (voice)
UFO! Host / Announcer (voice)
Pastor Phil
Doctor Noum (voice)
Harold (voice)
Catbert (voice)
Self - Special Guest
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Gene Lundy
Krampus (voice)
Bourbon Verlander (voice)
Sal (voice)
Stanford Temple
Maurice Cheeks
Counselor Noum (voice)
Jonathan Fartjoke
Poseidon (voice)
Leonard
Self - Contestant