Self
Josh
Web-Slinger (voice)
Hamilton
Executive
Derrick
Adam
Self / Christoph Waltz / Tyler
Boy of Geriatric Park
Gray
Jordan Cahill
Roger Fellner
Gary
McNaughton
Taran Killam
Nature Cat (voice)
Justin Davis
Blake
Stewart
Male Cheerleader
Austin Wilson
Dickie McNerney
Bret Callaway
Pirate
Alex Buchanan
Gary Blauman
Freddie Felleman
Trevor
Blauman
Mr. Vining
Malamud
Jimmy
Frantic (voice)
Charles Willoughby-Wentworth (voice)
Depot Manager / Goatal / Landspeeder Driver (voice)
Varsity 1
Glen Tangier (voice)
Cory Radison
Steve Jones
Self - Various Characters
Smith Calvins
Agent Kinsey
Self - Guest
Young George Sr.
Fred
D.B. Cooper
Will
Fred / Nature Cat (voice)
Bright Eyes
Hap (voice)
Pierre Cardin
Benedict Juniper
Self - Panelist
Ghost
Stormtrooper (voice)
Taryn Digiacomo
William Clark
Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi
Jooro "Speeds" Jarrot (voice)
Teenage Robert
Jooro "Speed" Jarrot / Gangul Crew Member (voice)
Hap / Jooro "Speeds" Jarrot / Janitor (voice)
Jooro "Speeds" Jarrot / Hap / Shop Owner (voice)
Jooro "Speed" Jarrot / Random Scoundrel (voice)
Jooro "Speeds" Jarrot / Hap / Gangul Crew Member (voice)
Ludo Radovic