Joe Hollywood
Self
Himself
Eddie
Approximo
Martin
BK
Al
Reginald
Postman
Wheelchair Don
Harry
Sherm (voice)
Pastor Bobby
Durante
Sam
Santa Claus
Rabbi
Terry - Strung-Out Junkie (as Ed Pepitone)
Tim
Control Room Guy / Bus Passenger
Archer
Mr. Swann
Continental Congress Heckler/Man in audience at Press Conference
Animal Control Officer
Tony
Rob
Dying Patient - Bernie Zucker
Court Deputy
Bruno Horgan / Melter (voice)
Walt
Older Man
Hoarder Guy (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Barney
Crazy Schmidt
Phil Lounsberry
(voice)
Shady Mobster
Reggie (voice)
Mr. Melvin
Lou
Counterman
Angry Traveler
Police Officer (voice)
Phil Dapatone
Leo Sporm
Operator
Tony the Deli Guy
Govennah
Arnie
Larry
Crazy Randy
Mr. Nabbers (voice)
Sixpack (voice)
Eddie Pepitone
Lou (voice)
Lou/Landlords (voice)
Maurice
Homeless Nick