Soldier
George
Self
Agent
Rex
Mustachioed Cop
TV Weatherman
Rick (voice)
Guy Suave
Computer Nerd
Waiter
Kline
Roadie
Eyewitness News Member
Young Cop
Big John
Charles
Gang Member
Officer Jay McPherson
Various
Ed
Whale Trainer
Officer Taylor
Chainsaw
Stewart Lawrence (voice)
Police Officer
Mr. Goodman (voice)
Jeremy
Ad Man 4
Captain Beach-House
Jimmy Pesto (voice)
Exterminator
Chocolate Paul / Officer Jay (voice)
FBI Agent
Carl
Ranger
Coldstone Creamery Employee (voice)
Don Wachtell
Stanley Goodman (voice)
Transition Guy
Various Characters
Rodney