Trent
Reg Hartner
Jon Stewart
Rollerblader
Zeebad (voice)
Kevin Gerrity
Marion Frank Stokes
Prof. Edward Furlong
Self
Self (archive footage)
Godfrey (voice)
Carl "Rocky" Price
Co-Host
Henry
Robot (voice)
Host
Todd Zalinsky
Birthday Party Guest (uncredited)
Enhancement Smoker
Self - Host
Jon Stewart (Appearance)
Crewman Burns
Jon Stewart (voice)
Mitch Parker
Self - Guest
Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein (voice)
Jon Stewart (archive footage)
Himself
Mr. Random (voice)
Andrew
Host - Self
Self - Illustrious Guest