Cousin Kevin
Dougie Shears
Paul
Richard Wagner
Johnnie Tallent
Mike McCann
Gary
Cheshire Cat / Caterpillar
Jake
Jacko
Clint
Alan Boon
Keith Lennox
Neville Chamberlain
Johnny
Kevin
Self
Sven Larson
David Janus
Ronnie Buchan
Narrator (voice)
James Shepherd
Himself
Photographer's Assistant
Frank Hogg
Vince Pinner