Joy
Lara
Monica
Tricia
Vanessa
Trish
Angela
Taylor
Julie Reynolds
Various (archive footage)
Kristen Cavallari
Self
Ruth
Jeanette Peterson
Emily (voice)
Brooke
Natalie 'Sugar' Berzatto
Self - Various Characters
Porcupine Monster (voice)
Self - Guest
Self - Panelist
Department Head
MacGruber's Mother
Dr. Amanda Baby
Hipster Girl (voice)
Clerk #1 (voice)
Melrose (voice)
Rebecca
Katie
Chevrolet
Lia
Janna Ordonia (voice)