Mr. Stone
Alex (credited as Pedro Balmaceda)
Twin Peter
Self
Comandante Veracruz
Lucien
Penis Collector
Pedro Pascal
Himself
Marcus Acacius
Paulino
Nico
Special Agent Ortega
Silva
Mayor Ted Garcia
Max
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Tovar
Fink (voice)
Reed Richards / Mr. Fantastic
Clint
Din Djarin / The Mandalorian
Mark
Whiskey
Dave York
Francisco 'Catfish' Morales
Ezra
Maxwell Lord
Pietro Alvarez
Maitre D' Paul De Santo
Marcus Moreno
Billy
David
Javi Gutierrez
Noah
Steve
Goth Guy
Dieter Bravo
Joel Miller
Pedro (voice)
Frederick Mercer
Self - Host
Liam
Ed Indelicato
Marcus Pike
Kevin Green
Juan Badillo
Javier Peña
Zach Wellison
Self - Narrator (voice)
Zack Goffman
Special Agent Greer
Nathan Landry
Oberyn Martell
Inigo Montoya
Kyle Hartley
Shane 'Dio' Morrissey
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Reggie Luckman
Eddie
Tito Cabassa
Ricky Hauk
Self - The Mandalorian