Dr. Lambroso (as Alexander Macqueen)
Clerk
Daddy
Stooge
Tour Guide
Minister
Mr Stubbins
Dr. Thorpe
Tim Dempsey
Train Ticket Collector
Mr. Dunlop
Juno
The VIP
John Bridge
TV Director
Rupert Cavendish
Andy
Mr. Forrest (voice)
Superintendent
Charles
Queen's Emissary
Visitor
Roy Tunt
Malcolm Storge MP
Chater
Terry
Julius Nicholson
Prison Governor
Edward
Mr Jacobs
Nigel Hogg
The Waiter
News Reporter
Isaac
Malcolm Dodds
Malcolm
Peter Charlesworth
Kevin Sutherland
Bill Cotton
Bernard Bird
Sycophantus
Lambert
Son
Sir Thomas Lucy
Tony Braxton MP
The Man
Vicar
Martin Yeates
Sir Jonathan Tutt
Charlie
Mr. Bates
Phone Operator
BBC Head of Rude Words
Royal Crier
Mr. Oldenham
Edmund
Hove
Ashley Sheffield
Tindall
Brother Quintus
Bishop Gardiner
Special Agent Callett
Francis Shirewell
Fay's Dad
Lord Nicholson
David
Various
Ian
Man in Cab
Jury Foreman
Dr. Julius Fisher
Ben Harvey
Patrick Jarvis MP
Merlin Crow
Colonel Ribbindane