Randy
Agent Fox Mulder
Bob Rueland
Steven Burke
Brian Kessler
Jake Winters
Brad
Tom Warshaw
Fox Mulder
Dr. Eugene Sands
Dr. Ira Kane
J.P. Prewitt
Steve Jones
Dr. Benjamin Marris
Tom
Tess's Birthday Party Friend
Gus
Bruce
Jeff
Tiny Jesus (voice)
Mike Klein
Self
Officer Tippit
Arnold
Goat Man
Narrator
Richard
Bruni
Bill Baterman
John
Daniel
Bill
Billy
John Fareri
David Anderson
James
Narrator (voice)
Fox Mulder / Self
Marty Fullilove
Rollie Totheroh
Jake Winters (archive footage)
Himself
Pauline (archive footage) (uncredited)
Clue Goer with Glasses
Dylan
Adam
Dustin Mulray
Fox Mulder (voice)
Self - Guest
Hank Moody
Johnny Volcano
Tom (voice)
David Duchovny
Self - Host
Self / Fox Mulder
Detective Sam Hodiak
Denise Bryson
Handsome Alvin
Self (archive footage)
Jamie Tanner
Bobby Wingood (uncredited)
Thespian / Ryan Glenn
Jeremy
Howard Cosell Impersonator
David Duchovny / Teak