Baby Herman (voice)
Charlie
Captain Todd
Headmaster
Raymond
Dino DiCatalano
Adult Baby Herman (voice)
Fred Wallace
USAF Commentator
Self
Baetz
Monty
Allen Klein
Dexter
Fred
Adult Baby Herman (voice) (archive footage)
Jimmy Mundy
Wee Jock
Counter Clerk
Arnie Kawolski
Various
Houghton Mifflin
Donut
Wallace