Captain Hamill
John Tremont
Jeremy Brockett
Jack Holden
Larry Kozinski
Don Cardigan
Hal Jackson
Self
Ian Campbell
Narrator (voice)
Raymond 'Ray' Gleason
Peter Lowenstein
Mitchell Garabedian
Maitre D'
Harvey Parrish
Major Collings
Self - Choir Member
Harry Wentworth (segment "Something To Tide You Over")
Moose
Gianni Saletzzo
Spence Holden
Dr. Dempsey
Washington Bellamy
Chip Davis
Pezulu (voice)
Ted Danson (uncredited)
Jim Tuite
James Van Praagh
The Guy Who Loved Vicki
Richard Mason
J. W. McGraw
Jack Chenault
David Harrison
Jack (archive footage)
Steven Bennett
Eugene Wilson
Therapist
Jack Holden (archive footage)
Norman
Himself
Gep
D.B. Russell
(archive footage)
Narrator
self
E.J Winters
Alex
Sam Malone
Bill
Dave
Coach
Dale Weeks
Ted Danson
Audience Member (uncredited)
Stewart Crane
Mike Logan
Sam Malone (voice)
Self (uncredited)
Dr. Bill Hoffman
Dr. John Becker
Danny Kirkwood
Self - Guest
Arthur Frobisher
Tom Conway
Lemuel Gulliver
George Christopher
Self - Host
(voice)
Sheriff Hank Larsson
Tom Hammond (voice)
Michael
Vincenzo Senaca
Little Danson Man
Abe Santley
Perry
Charles
Admiral Perry
Dr. Ray Petit (voice)
Richard Dellinger
Nick Vanover
Mayor Neil Bremer
Self - Nominee