Shelby
Dizzy Harrison / Gil Harris
Kyle Edwards
Howard
Randall
Theodore Donald 'Rat' Finch
Junior
Archie
Everett
Joe
Zeke
Artie
Casper
JJ
Graham 'One-Ball' Jones
Self
Kareem
Neil Lawrence
Brown (The Last Free Man)
Andrew
Self (archive footage)
Cory
Wally
Michael Steere
Guy
Henry Briney
Rufus the Computer Geek
Ray-Ray
Richard Slessman
Robbie Boatman
Johnny
Josh
Self - Guest
Billy Nugent
Police Officer Davey Sutton
Getz
Agent Rudy Fleckner
Citizen Z
Toby Loobenfeld
Garth Fitzgerald
Ed McCarthy
Golem
Alan
Crisis Actor
Jenkins Brown
Jason
Clark Wilson
Martin / Fast-talking Kid (voice)
Centipede (voice)
Future Man