Larry
Blaine Wasserman
Alden Kupferberg ("Sea Otter")
Shane
Podcaster
Conor
Craig
Officer Reiter
Lou
Edward Shipman
Narrator
Jasper
Calvin Carl
Wade
Budfoot
Himself
Gordon Pike
Reggie
Quentin Frady
Hugh Stayton
Stu
Gary
Mark
Cosmo
Toby
Ethan
Hank
Radio Host 3 (voice)