Gollum / Smeagol
Gollum
Kong / Lumpy
Alley
Capricorn
David Robey
Richard Kneeland
Martin Hannett
Father Carlo
Pvt. Thomas Quinn
(voice)
Mr. Grin
David
Mel
Ian Brady
Albert Einstein
Ian Dury
Caesar
Mr. Colleoni
Kino Loy (archive footage) (uncredited)
John D'Auban
Captain Haddock / Sir Francis Haddock (voice)
Mr. Evans
Ricky Barnes
William Hare
Hoodwink
Self
Chester
Granny / Rastafarian / Hunter Jackson
Dr. Adrian King
Glen
Maro, Interrogator
Chevenchy
Spike (voice)
Potts
Bob
Narrator (voice)
Fitz
Supreme Leader Snoke
Benjamin (voice)
Ulysses Klaue
Harry
Bunny
Heinrich Himmler
Leo King
Sergeant Corrigan
Alfred
Baloo (voice)
John Thelwall
Newscaster (voice)
Umberto Farini
Spoken Quotations (voice)
Lead Elf (voice)
Granny
Captain Haddock
Bill
Torsten
Parker Wembley
The Demented Clown
Anthony 'Spider' Dale
Marley's Ghost (voice)
Pyotr
Snoke (voice)
Ghost of Christmas Past
Eadweard Muybridge
Himself
George Clements
Cleanie (voice)
Riff
Self - Guest
Rigaud
Bill Sikes
Narrator
Self (Voice)
Steven Brunos
Ulysses Klaue (voice)
Maxwell
Self - Narrator (voice)
Count Rugen
Kasim
Tom Finney
Peter Moran
Himself - Presenter
Self - Narrator
Liam Black
Kino Loy
Styeman
Owen