Tanner
Edward Williams
Bedford
Nick
Dave Fishwick
Denis Thatcher
Bob Oswald
Young Barrington Coupe
Wishman
Gary
Iago
David (voice)
Detective Robert Nock
Self (archive footage)
Gerry Bailey
P.C Lovage
Rushworth
Self
Sean
Brian Epstein
Winston Churchill
Alan Simpson
Yet Another Fan
Ellman
Captain Macheath, aka 'Mac the Knife'
Self - Performer
Andrew
Hamlet
Henry Hunt
Marx
Lord Lucan
Macbeth
Craig Oliver
Interviewer
Geoffrey
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Self / Bill Tanner
Kyle Betts
Stewart Dean
Captain Nigel Badminton / Chauncey Badminton
Dan Bishop
John Clare / The Creature
David Whitehead
Michael Callow
Michael Baker
Colin Jordan
Barry Fairbrother
Nikita Ivanovich Panin
Ross
Rob Black
Septimus Hanbury
James Mitcham
Pence
Robert Lessing
Father Dillane
Rupert Birkin
Prime Minister Nicol Trowbridge
Ed
Cowslip (voice)
Stephen Lyons
Dr. Peter Craft
Bollingbroke
Prince Rico / Gus
Tom Bombadil
Reverend Septimus Crisparkle