Joe Guelpe
Jim Gray
Gunner
Dizzy
Shemp (archive footage)
Frankie
Chef
Mumbo
Soda Jerk
Sinbad
Shemp
Shorty (The Tailor)
Louie
Fireman
'Abdullah'
Umbrella Sam
Shemp (archive footage) (uncredited)
Det. Sgt. Sweeney
Benny the Bounce
Shemp Howard
Brother-in-Law
Self / Shemp (archive footage)
Shemp / Shempetta
Shemp / Shemp Howard Sr.
Prof. Shemp Howard
Various Days
Shemp / Shemp's son
Moe Parker (uncredited)
Artie - One of King Henry's Lackeys
Reginald / Reggie
Wilbur the Kleptomaniac
Henry Howard
Lefty Howard
Smokey Moe
Ezry
Dan Higgins
Oscar Bush
Piano Mover
Alf
Bugs
Short Painter
Butler
Henry
Gus Doakes
Professor
Kenneth
Butch
Himself
Eddie / Ivan
Club patron
Wacky (uncredited)
Monk
Happy
Gus
Woodcock 'Woody' J. Strinker
Woodcock Q. Strinker
Pat Patrick
Rameses - Prizefighter
Noisy
Elmer Peabody
Joe - a Pickpocket
Marvin Lewis
Windy Wylie
Shorty McCoy alias Rashid the Fakir
'Squinty' Sweeny
Dingbat
Stinky Fink
Hotel Manager Ambrose Tripp
Sailor McNeill
Gabby
Punchy Carter
Sgt. 'Muggsy' Shavel
Laundry Truck Driver
Henry, the Husband
Buzz Berger
Binky
Moran's Henchman
Sailor
One of the Moles
Attendant
Songwriters' Representative
Sourdough
Dopey Traynor
Thorndike
Clem McCarthy
Knobby Walsh
Johnny Spivens
Himself (archive footage)
Milton Davis - Brooklyn Cab Driver
Okay
Marty
Pops
Self