Steve
Lyft Driver Steve
Detective Ronnie
Father William
Craig
Charlie Marvin
Officer Sunshine
Chad
Chip / Skip / Louis Lemming / Larry Lemming (voice)
Skip / Chip (voice)
Regional President Charles Swatzer
Running Waters
Jet Ski Rental Guy
Party Guy's Buddy
George
Professor
The Melon (voice)
Desk Clerk
Nineman / Construction Worker / Cowboy / Ox / Worm B (voice)
Muffin Man
Matthew
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Doctor
Officiant
Aaron Burr
Chip / Skip (voice)
Conventioneer
Randy
Stevie Janowski
Crazed Man
Crazed Naked Man
Vice Principal Miggs
Creepy Pete
Peppermint Butler (voice) / Abracadaniel (voice)
Todd
Uncle Jim
Abracadaniel (voice)
Thad Warmald
Spider with a Top Hat (voice)
Slog (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Dr. Clod (voice)
Turtle (voice)
Prisoner
Chip (voice)
William
Casket Salesman William
Spacey McSpaceTree (voice)
(voice)
Mark Twain
Glarbin Gloobin (voice)
Finnegan
Sunshine
Doctor Barber (voice)
Dennis
Zombie Candy Heart / Peppermint Butler / Gumball Guardian #2 (voice)