Ian
Mr. Keenan
Arthur Page
Tripp Bailey
Commander, US Central Command
Dr. Murphy
John Wolfman
Bruce Marcus
Self
Sparks Nevada
Jerry Trask
John
Gunnar
Lawyer
Principal Bentley
Steve Woodward
Lloyd
Marble
Aubrey Duncan/Doctor/Patient 2
Chris Wallace
Agent Trout (voice)
Alec
Dr. Girard
Robinson
Dry Sac Customer
Uncle Rick
Bradford Buzzard (voice)
Tad
Bradford Buzzard / Bentley Buzzard / Buford Buzzard (voice)
Ken
Professor Carlisle (voice)
Professor Danzinger
Anton (voice)
(voice)
Judge
Trevor Nelsson
Sheldon Gates
Vendome (voice)
Simulated Starfleet Officer / Simulated Vendome (voice)
Therapist
Kermit Biggs
Justin Brown
Himself (Co-Host)
Fishmonger
Wallace Faulkner
Shawn
Henry DeVore
Dr. Leland Mason
Mark
Gary
Mr. Rappaport
Harold
Evan
Josh Randall
Kevin Cozner
Dickie Chambers
David Cooper
Dr. Hart
Eli
Storage Auctioneer
Alan Strong
Dr. Roman
Vice Principal Kelly
Jeff
ICE Agent (voice)
Herb Buffington
Chernobyl Plant Worker (voice)
Executive (voice)
The Store Clerk
Father Daddy