Bruce Ernst
Scout Trooper
Roger
Sam
Marky
Freddy
Joe
Thomas
Pat
Lamp Guy
Swim Coach
Fred
Adam
Philip Peterson
Dan
Self
Self - Contestant
Larry
(voice)
Dan 7 & 8
Hyena (voice)
King Charles (voice)
Self / Kepl / Dr. Milk
Greg
Larry (voice)
Self (archive footage)
Mama
Tweetlejuice
Lt. Christopher Johnson
Col. Hans Landa
Josh
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Gale Beggy
Maybe Daddy
Thug #1
Phil Hoffman
Hans Gruber
Masked Creep
Roscoe The Creepy Clown
Kepl / Dr. Milk
Roscoe The Creepy Clown (archive footage)
Denise's Friend
Yeardly Tinsley
Barq Dogg
Executive from Hell
Perry Martin
Donna Higby
Duncan Donuss
Michael
Maxmillion Jul
Duncan
Harry
Hector
Cyrus
Franklin
Barbara
Jarvin
Pet Store Employee
Doctor
Sim
Joker