PC Day
Eric Morecambe - Ghost of Christmas Past
Eric Morecambe
Lifeguard Dave
Sgt Blakeny
Mr. Farkas
Arnulf
Barman
Don Witham
Joe Dawson
Ricky
Cesspit
DC Field
D.C. Randall
Jeff Haskin
Bottle Top Bill (British dub voice)
Eamon Maxwell
Reporter
Rick Napier
Post Office Assistant
Caretaker