Self
Martin
James Coke-Lunch
Bulldog Hayes
Paddler (voice)
Aaron
Roger
Daniel
Philip da Purve
The Butt Witch (voice)
Bubbles (voice)
Brett Wilson
Overmeyers
Jeremy Braines
Dixon Bainbridge
Neil Balsam
Bootland
(voice)
Professor Awfulshirt
Head Creative
Innkeeper / Tim Wynde
Tony 'T Bone' Bone
Voice
Percy
King Snodd
Himself / Douglas Reynholm
Rodney Von Donkensteiger
Policeman Bobby
Mugger
Toby Taylor
Michael Squeamish
King Poseidon (voice)
Pope Leo XI (voice)
Tim Wynde
Shlub (voice)
Todd Rivers / Dr. Lucien Sanchez
Interviewer
Sir Corin Ashley
Owl
Geoff
Narrator
Professor Roger DeSalvo
8D8 (voice)
Steven Toast
Douglas Reynholm
Himself
Squiggleman
Doctor Roberts (voice)
Mr. Pumblechuck
Allen (voice)
Train Narrator (voice)
Prince Merkimer (voice)
Professor Teacher (voice)
Butt Witch (voice)
Laszlo Cravensworth
Mirror Journalist
Chester Arborday (voice)
Les McCrabb
Detective Inspector Rabbit
Wayne
Mr. Handy (voice)
Snip Snip (voice)
Sebastian Leslie
Mr. Deadly (voice)
Beef