Girard
Sergei Wasserman
Gus
Mr. Bentley
Dr. Jerry Robinson
Self
The Maestro (voice)
Stanley
Self (uncredited)
Ed Weinberger
Randall Kendall
Andrew McLaren
Captain J.S. McWatt
Perry
Leonard
Peter Benfield
Carter Dowling
Phil
Buck
Calhoun 'Cal' Fletcher
Earl
Rabbi Katz (voice)
Franklin Hart
Mr. Boswell
Theater Patron (uncredited)
George Bernstein-Flynn
Doug Demarco
Sal (voice)
Various
Insurance Agent (voice)