Himself
Dave
Ozmet the Jocular
Smeg
Metalstorm Sound Mixer (Ray)
Keith Headboom
Hamish
Peter
Arnie (voice)
Dane
Barney (voice)
Rattus (voice)
David
Arlo Dobson
Arlo Dobson/Colin Callend
Squishy
Ben
Self
Doolan O'Clean
Dad