Benmont Tench
Jimmy Rose
Dr. Ashford
Older Will Robinson
Jacob Reese
Mac McGrath
Alan Furnace
William
Paddy Donnelly
Yehud
Andy Warhol
Docteur Kent Webber
Russel
Goatee Smoker
False Peter
Head Thug Pug
Geoff
Joey Patrick
John Willie
Bernard
Jones
Dr. Stringer
Axel Bellmann
Michael Foulicker
Raymond
Ray
Jim
Ulysses S. Grant
John Lennon
Severus
Henry VIII
Hodge Starkweather
W. Firmin Carter
Captain Crow (voice)
Urbani
Professor Coupland
Lord Portley-Rind (voice)
John Kerr
Simon Mann
Carrigan Burke
Professor James Moriarty
Sanders
Self
Edgar
London Boy
John
Ill Man
Lee
Al Alvarez
Fuller
Narrator (voice)
Dr. Farber
Frank Heslop
Vlad
Captain Mike
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ruth's Father
Ridley (voice)
Owen
Alex Proud
Basher's Engineer
John Comyn
Dr. Emil Nicholas
Stan Deen
Danny the Doorman
Himself - Professor James Moriarty
British Lieutenant
Anthony
The Vet
Fuzzy
Lane Pryce
David Robert Jones
Robert Morten
Captain Anderson
Asteroid (voice)
Bigfoot (voice)
Absalom Breakspear
King George VI
Captain Francis Crozier
Valery Legasov
Mr. Weatherbee (voice)
Narrator
Anderson Dawes
Hari Seldon
Father Walker
Seth Baines
George Rattery