Johnny Rightman
Bobby Stanford
Devon Graham
Palini Demon
Adrian
AJ
Troy
Reynolds
Bobby
Ike
Juan Rico
Helmut
UMF Pvt. Briggs
Jerry
Gareth the Long Knight
Heavy Metal
Klansman #1 (voice)
Pastor Steve (20's)
Engagement Man (uncredited)
Lawrence
Mike
Kai
Self - Restaurant Patron
Man Bun
Pastafarian