Self
Deveroux
Presenter
various
Terry
Sebastian Partidge
Brian
Gordon Brown
Reg Welch
Bennett
Little Ted
Stuart Stiles
Basil
Narrator
Flash Referee
Baba the Messenger
Himself
Lobster #2
Tony Sparkle
Sidney Snell
Brooke (androids) (voice)
Dispensing Machine (voice)
Linus
DI Alan Hayes
Phil Granger
Michael Chambers
Host
Self - Guest