Jacob
Phil
Vinny
Phillip Monroe / Santa
Hyp (voice)
Yuppie Son
Ben Owens
Oliver Hayes
Tommy
Jesse Darden
Volunteer Boy
Nursey
Renee
Andrew Tippetts
The Family
Possum Mutz
Fast-Food Cashier
Charlie
Little Tully
Tom (uncredited)
Kane's People
Self
Lug Ditka
Fliorello (voice)
Michael Darling (voice)
Walter
Billy (voice)
Donald
Ernie (voice)
Cadet Korkie (voice)
Korkie Kryze / Mandalorian Super Commando (voice)
Duncan Duff (voice)
Dakota Stanley
Lost in Space Robot
Alec (as Whitby Hertford)
Buzz