Dwight
Tony Kent
Dan White
James Gallman
George W. Bush
Dr. William Block
Danny
Josh
Detective Trupo
Jonah Hex
Chief Buchwald
Llewelyn Moss
Tennel
Bates
Nick Chapel
Self
Brand Walsh
Matthew Kensington
Bretton James
Tarlow
Corey Webster
Young Agent K
Roy
Narrator (voice)
Tom Chaney
Billy Waites
Gary
Josh Brolin
Bryce
John O'Mara
Joe Doucett
Tom
Dave Lockhart
Keith DeBruler
Frank
Duster
Boise
Beck Weathers
Lt. Det. Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen
John O’Shei
Matt Graver
Thanos (uncredited)
Eddie Mannix
Zoogoer (uncredited)
Block (segment "Planet Terror")
Thanos
Hal Carter
Greg
Bar Guy (archive footage)
Self - Narrator
Narrator
Glenn Shrevelow
Buck Ferguson
(segment "World cinema")
Eric Marsh
Brand
cowboy
Pete
Cable
Gurney Halleck
Various (archive footage)
Moke
Uncle Beck
Taylor Rolator
Wild Bill Hickok
Bill Sterling
Jedediah Smith
Jack Passion
Jack Pierce
Johnny Betts
Self - Host
Thanos (voice)
Thanos (archive footage) (uncredited)
Self - Guest
Sidekick
Space Nazi
Terrance Danfield
Royal Abbott