Atheon Captain (uncredited)
NFL Veteran Quarterback (uncredited)
Teacher (uncredited)
Press Reporter (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
Dr. Cochran / Chief of Police / Narrator
Santa
Horror Film Expert
Police Captain (uncredited)
Peanut
Micheaux
The Bear (voice)
Diner Patron
Man with Dog (uncredited)
Sports Fan (uncredited)
Stage Manager
Businessman
Gary's Houseman
Neighbor
Bartender
Prisoner
Parent