Officer Roberts
Officer
Karl Steele
Dave the Plumber
Corin Tucker
Brad Pitt / George W. Bush / John Swartzwelder
Hoke Hollander
Simmons
Deputy Chief Hardy
Agent Parker
Jerry Kane
Dave Davies
Sal
Alan Lomax
Terry
Gerry
Doug Mannerheim
Frank Toy
Heners
Don Fitzgerald
Metal Beard (voice)
Himself
Steve Chaney
Laredo
REI Dave
(voice)
Sydney
Sean
Nick the Potter
Greg's Dad
Scott
Jim McCarthy
Burt Shlubb
Samuel
Cop
Bill (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ken Griffin
David George
Norman (voice)
Dick McDonald
Moses
President
Scotty Mercer
Narrator
Pip
Mike (voice)
Cop at Richard's House
Gavin (voice)
MetalBeard
Bruno
Sergeant Channahon
Jeremy Frost
Alan Whitcomb
Neo
Henry Greer
Bobby Byrne
Leo
Francis James "Frank" Fisher
Meter Maid Man
Sheriff Panghorn
Felix O'Kelly
MetalBeard (voice)
Will Plimpton
Host / Narrator
Man - Boardner's
Self
Ron Swanson
Electrician
Vex (voice)
Construction Worker
Wilks
MetalBeard (voice / uncredited / archive footage)
Guy DeLoach
Narrator (voice)
Tom Mason
Jack Whitman
Marcus
Joe Green
Dr. Coffey
Randy
Big Guy
Rick Kaepernick
The Man
Self - Guest
Nick
Beau Belleville
Rob
Uncle Miltie
Nick the Carpenter
The Home Depot Consultant
Voice of Narrator (voice)
Jerry
Karl Weathers
Lt. Chance Briggs
Frederick
Cody
Agent Powers (voice)
Dr. Klorpins (voice)
Detective Chance Briggs
Murray Thompson
Cooper (voice)
Self - Host
Pete (voice)
Zeb (voice)
Buddy
Forest
Varvatos Vex (voice)
Adam Chestnut
Chester A. Arthur
Clem (voice)
Spencer
Dove Porter
Thaddeus Dowling
Axe Cop
Captain Covaci (voice)
Beef Tobin (voice)
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Jackson Boudreaux
Captain Bowditch (voice)
Nick Offerman
Johnny Cool
Bill
Dermott
Rog
Dr. Gene Thibedeau