Comedy & Magic Manager
Blind Man
Self
Glen Federman
Fantasy Baseball Guy
Q-Ball Curtis
Admissions Guy
Referee Pete
Himself
Paramedic
Hayes Greenberg
Policeman Dave
Redneck
Stu Simmons
Patient
Smart Tech Customer
Carl Rohmer
Chip Dave
Bathroom Guy
Airport Attendant
Officer Dave
The Messenger
Allan
Ronnie the Rooster
Whiskey Sour Man (uncredited)
Tully
Wayne Federman
Father
Sea Lions (voice)
Dean Weinstock
Wayne
Norman
Vampire Doctor
Ned
Dr. Reed
Doctor
Assistant
Principal Frazier
Stu
Paul
Dr. Saul Antro
Mr. Kaminsky
Floor Manager
(voice)
Randy Stark
Mickey
Lars
Mr. Sanderson
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