King Leonidas
Stoick the Vast (voice)
Dracula
Terry Sheridan
Jack Rusoe / Alex Rover
Mike Chadway
Beowulf
Clyde Alexander Shelton
Gerry
Creedy
The Stranger
Andre Marek
Neil Randall
Milo Boyd
The Phantom
One-Two
Frank Borghi
The Mariner (voice)
Sam Childers
Jacko
Peter
Mr. P
Archie Brown
Stoick (voice)
Kable
Frosty Hesson
Sam
Riley Wolfe
Self
George
Tullus Aufidius
Leprechaun 1 & 2 (segment "Happy Birthday")
Jackie Junior
Mike Banning
Will Spann
Set
Peter (as Gerry Butler)
Jake Lawson
Prefect Cassius Chaerea
Stoick the Vast
Leading Seaman - HMS Devonshire
(archive footage)
Dane Jensen
Rhett Westermark
Captain Joe Glass
St. Nick (voice)
Chris Kumac
James
Det. Nicholas O'Brien
Captain Charles Belamy
Russian Gymnast Fan
Yasha
John Garrity
Nicholas 'Big Nick' O'Brien
Brodie Torrance
Michael Rafter
Tom Harris
Bob Viddick
Burke
King Kula (voice)
Atila the Hun
Marty Claymore
Self - Guest
Gaius Marcellus Nerva (voice)
Johnnie Donne
Attila the Hun
Gus
Self - Host
Self (archive footage)