Rick O'Connell
Elliot
Rick Cabot
Clayton Boone
Mo 'Silvertongue' Folchart
George of the Jungle
Link (Uncredited)
Link
DJ Drake / Tasmanian Devil (voice) / She-Devil (voice) / Self
Adam
Stu Miley
Alden Pyle
Doug
John Crowley
Jamie Bashant
Bill/Hugh Winterbourne
Chester 'Chazz' Darvey
Pleasure
Steve Nebraska
David Greene
Darkly Noon
Paul
Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler
Dudley Do-Right
Scorch Supernova (voice)
Sgt. Stone (uncredited)
Fletcher McBracken
Sam Mastrewski
Self
Trevor Anderson
Sinbad
Maguire
Dan Sanders
Tony
Ricky
Tom Fitzpatrick
Jack Damson
Leo Searly
Grayson (voice)
Placebo Patient
John's Friend
David Gold
Winston Younger
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Ronay
Charlie 'Charu' Jolpin
Turbo Thunder (voice)
Bobby McLaughlin
Sailor #1
Vietnam Veteran
Self (uncredited)
Dr. Miles Mitchell
Grayson
Douglas 'Doug' Jones
Charlie
W.S. Hamilton
Farful
Brad (voice)
David Kalaiki-Alii (voice)
Ben Sullivan
Self - Guest
Self - Presenter
Self - Host
Billy Anderson
Irv Bennett / Jimmy Beardon (voice)
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
John Gunther
James Fletcher Chace
Cliff Steele / Robotman (voice)
Johnny Lamb
Peter Swann