Jerry / Alejandro / Beach Jock / Sportscaster / Lance
Glen the Desk Clerk
Seaman Nitro
Groundskeeper
Spook
Deputy Raymond Ward
Tennessee O'Neal (voice)
Roy Murphy
Pendleton Duvall
Nick Yankovic
Scott Sanders (voice)
Wilson
Dr. Yeager
Lee
Peter
Father
Man with Cell Phone Who Gets Shot
Colonel Bob
Todd Ianuzzi (voice)
Benny
TV Thief #2 / Concierge / Bellboy / Male TV Reporter (voice)
Bert Green
Harris
Dizzy Pagliouci
Cowboy
Ed
Al Wilmington
Big Mike
Dr. Joseph
George
Dykes
Governor Johnson
Deputy Winston
Doubting Thomas Minister
Fenton
Edward Dickinson
Wayne
Coroner
Officer Stevenson
Clyde Sukeforth
Detective Fred Miller
Betcher
Officer Judkins
Cop
Billy Broadhurst
Principal Harding
Ray
Rastus
Gil Lawson
Hog Jaws
Steve Remo
Heckle (voice)
Various Deado Voices (voice)
Whitey
Whittman Moderator / Brad the Announcer
Taylor
Joe
Sammy Cybernowski
Ansel Adams
Puff's Father
Cameron
Red
Kenny
Anthony Lamb
Clerk #1
Stumpy Dreifuss
Jack / The Wiz
Hank
Scaramantula (voice)
Artie
Junior
Travis
Deutsche Stimme (voice)
Self
Jupiter
Cpl. Rusty Link
Henry
Farmer Mark
Todd Packer (voice) (uncredited)
Johnny the Hat
General Lee
Coach Doug
James W. McCord Jr.
Bill
General Treister (voice)
Captain Spooky
Limo Driver
Old Timey Psychiatrist
Frank Sinatra / Jeff Levitt
Hugh Hefner
Carl
Smart Todd (voice)
Mike Gerard
Robber (voice)
(voice)
J.J. 'Tex' McCready
Flanagan the Drug Dealer
Warden Granville
Quartie Sturges
John 'Bos' Bosworth
Nelson
Reporter (voice)
Jack Frost
Booboo / Commander
Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)
ERIC-108 (voice)
Tom
Frank Lynch
Bob Burke
Steve's Boss